Equal roles jokes partners

Mary and Martin got married. He thought this would be a marriage of the 90's, equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, the husband brought his wife breakfast in bed. Mary wasn't impressed with Martin culinary skills, however. The wife looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "Poached? I wanted scrambled!" Undaunted, the next
morning, Martin brought his true love a scrambled egg. Mary wasn't having any of it. "Do you think I don't like variety? I wanted poached this morning!"