Showing posts with the label attorney-lawyer-jokes

Materialistic attorney

Benjamin opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it of…

How do you cook your grits

ATTORNEY: So obviously it takes you five minutes to make breakfast, so you knew that. Do you rememb…

An honest man and a lawyer

Strange, an old lawyer, was choosing for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecu…

Picture who worth

Craig, an attorney who was known for his straight way of speaking, asked: Do you want to hear the b…

Carpenter evidence

A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The lawyer for the defendant wa…

Vinny request

Vinny, an attorney from Brooklyn, has pleaded a complicated case in Alabama. Accommodated in a smal…