How lawyers lie

A car load of lawyers were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the car ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer after seeing what happened went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the lawyers. A few days later,
the cap came out, saw the crashed car, and then asked the old farmer: Were they all dead? The old farmer replied: Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how lawyers lie.