Successful couple

Couple amusements of marriage. Bryan asked his wife "Susan, where do you want to go for our anniversary?" "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" So husband suggested, "How about the kitchen?" They always hold hands. If Bryan let go, his wife shops. Susan is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but boy, can she climb a tree now! Susan thinks that "Cook Ing" and "Fu Cking" are two cities in China. Two times a week, Bryan and Susan go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and
companionship. Susan goes Tuesdays. Her husband goes Fridays. They also sleep in separate beds. Susan in Fresno, Bryan in Newark. His wife has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!", so Bryan bought her an electric chair. His wife told he the car wasn't running well, there was water in the carburetor. When her husband asked where the car was, she told him "In the lake."

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