Showing posts with the label cop jokes

White and black

A cop comes to the office with one white shoe and one black shoe. His boss starts to yell at him, &…

Own expense joke

The mobster: I know guys. Guys know me. I put money on the street, people know to pay me back on …

Shaking head

Billy applies to the police department. The cop says, "What's your height?" Billy rea…

Jumped into sacks

Florence, Norma and Denise went into a farm to steal chickens. The cops were nearby and they heard …

Go to the beach

James sent his wife and child to a sea resort for a vacation. After a week, James joined them in th…

Almost over

Douglas attempts to stop a car for speeding and the man gradually increases his speed until he'…