Best Jokes Net

Albert goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop boss points to three identical looking parrot…

Frank walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a gen…

Steve was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he pass…

An angel was to guide Patrick, a judge, to heaven. As they slowly headed closer to the pearly gates…

Stanley took Dorothy to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s ben…

Roger, a circus boss, walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little sho…

After Vanesa received her boyfriend's new cell phone number, she dialed him. Is Martin there?, …

Rodney, a business boss from New York, tells her friend Alan that he is desperately searching for a…

A young couple gets married, and the groom Clarence asks his bride Carolyn if he can have a dresser…

Having obtained his driving license, Howard visited home during vacation and asked his dad for the …

Three doctors, George, Mark and Brian, while attending a convention take a walk. People are alway…

Anthony drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. A local farmer, Terry, came to help with hi…

Jeff, an aged farmer and his wife, Betty, were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the o…

A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. …

Into a shop, Dennis asks Juan, the clerk, "Do you have any tomato?" The clerk says no, an…

Lying on his deathbed, the father of three brothers calls his sons to him and says "When I'…

I invited Virginia's boyfriend home for supper, said Fred to his wife. Our daughter will be ver…

How can you tell jokes Lillian, a blonde, walked into the kitchen to find her husband, Walter, …

Robert and Diana, his blonde wife, are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But…

One of the largest banks Father, you gave me some terrible financial advice, say Chris, a young…