Best Jokes Net

Strange, an old lawyer, was choosing for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecu…

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Craig, an attorney who was known for his straight way of speaking, asked: Do you want to hear the b…

Bride's uncle joke Congratulations my girl! said the bride's uncle. I'm sure you…

Gary placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car…

Bachelor or husband When I said I would die a bachelor I did not think I should live till I were…

Husband: Is that a drip I hear? Wife: Yeah. Husband: Weren't you the last one to use the bathr…

A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The lawyer for the defendant wa…

Joyce, a teacher, was asking schoolboys what their parents did for a living. What does your mother …

Deborah, a redhead, calls her husband at work and asks him: Can you help me when you get home? Sure…

Quick to pass bank jokes One Friday afternoon, Jimmy sent the following letter: Dear Bank Manag…

A cop comes to the office with one white shoe and one black shoe. His boss starts to yell at him, &…

The mobster: I know guys. Guys know me. I put money on the street, people know to pay me back on …

Brian, Peter and Steven were three brothers very close to each other. The brothers always went to a…

Girl jokes - What do you have Girl: You're weird. Blonde: I'm not weird. OK? Girl: Yes…

He had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night she was always complaining abo…

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, &quo…

Billy applies to the police department. The cop says, "What's your height?" Billy rea…

Vinny, an attorney from Brooklyn, has pleaded a complicated case in Alabama. Accommodated in a smal…

A brunette goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the docto…