Materialistic attorney
Benjamin opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it of…
How do you cook your grits
ATTORNEY: So obviously it takes you five minutes to make breakfast, so you knew that. Do you rememb…
An honest man and a lawyer
Strange, an old lawyer, was choosing for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecu…
Picture who worth
Craig, an attorney who was known for his straight way of speaking, asked: Do you want to hear the b…
Carpenter evidence
A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The lawyer for the defendant wa…
Vinny request
Vinny, an attorney from Brooklyn, has pleaded a complicated case in Alabama. Accommodated in a smal…
Put the cap back
Timothy, a doctor, and Gregory, an attorney, in separate cars collided on one foggy night. The faul…
Kidney to donate
Frank walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a gen…
Question woman
Steve was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he pass…
No attorneys here
An angel was to guide Patrick, a judge, to heaven. As they slowly headed closer to the pearly gates…
How lawyers lie
A car load of lawyers were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the car ran off the roa…
Available brains
Norman, a lawyer, finds out he has a brain tumor, and it's inoperable. They have to do a brain …
Upon the forgotten pillow
An old attorney, who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness, was determined to prove wrong the …
Lawyer's dog
One day, a lawyer's dog, passing by a butcher store, eats a piece of meat. Next day, the butche…
Sandwiches from briefcases
Kenneth and Stephen, two attorneys, went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sa…